What would some of you think if I told you I eat Bovine Puppies? I love to cook them on an open grill or if I am short on time I will throw them in an oven or chop them up and put them in a frying pan. They are also very good in a big bowl of chili. No matter how you eat them or cook them, those Bovine Puppies are yummy!
I can hear some of you right now, asking “What the heck is a Bovine Puppy?” And then there are some of you that are thinking I am the most horrible person on earth and that I am a heartless monster because I eat puppies. Well first of all, I did not say I ate puppies, yet that's what a lot of you first saw when you started reading this article. What I did say was that I ate “BOVINE PUPPIES”.
For those of you who don’t know, the word Bovine is another word for cow. So where does the word puppy come into all of this? Well let me ask you this, knowing the word Bovine means cow, would you stop eating meat or at least think about stopping if I put the word puppy after it? Let’s say, hypothetically, I don’t believe in eating meat and I want to influence you to stop eating meat as well, so I change the name cow to Bovine puppy. Now the question becomes, would this new name stop you from eating meat, or get you to think that maybe you wouldn’t want to eat it, because you don’t want others to think you eat puppies. Now let’s get one thing clear, those of you who like a good steak or hamburger are going to eat a cow no matter what they call it. Those of you who won’t eat meat are not going to. But those of you who sit on the fence as to rather you would or wouldn't eat meat, might be convinced not too.
Well, those nut jobs from PETA are at it again and they are using this very same tactic, only they want to do it with fish. A few years back they tried to stop all sport fishing by saying it was very cruel to jab a metal hook into the fish's mouth and then left them into an atmosphere that they can’t breath in. Well needless to say, sanity won and PETA went away quietly humiliated... until now. In January they came back with the idea that if we change the name “Fish” to “Sea Kittens” people would stop eating all fish. After all, could you see someone in a sea food restaurant saying "I will have a coke, fries and a large order of Sea Kitten sticks."
PETA is of the belief that if they put a cute little name to it you would be more sensitive towards the poor (but oh so Tasty) fish. In my opinion, this has to be one their most insane ideas they have ever had. They must really think we are the dumbest things on the planet. Listen PETA, you should spend more of your brain dead time on ideas that might have a better chance of passing then something as stupid as this. Fishing is here to stay, so just shut up and sit down. Remember that no matter what you call it, it will always be a fish. If you are like me, right now you might be having a very hard time believing that PETA is this stupid, well just Google “Sea Kittens” and you will find about 3,150,000 hits, all dealing with PETA and this very subject. So don’t just take my word for it, check it out yourself. Hey anyone up for some smoked Sea Kittens?
A little side note: For all you nut job supporters of PETA, PETA does not stand for “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals”. PETA really stands for “People for the Eating of Tasty Animals” Now pass me over some more of that yummy “Sea Kitten”.